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The Doninger Doninger Matter

Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar · September 2, 1962 · 23 min · 3,522 words

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Johnny Dollar. Morris Parkley Johnny. The Jersey State Future. Well, it's about time. Morris, how are you? Bad. I've got troubles, Johnny. $40,000 worth of money. Don't give it another thought. Just mail me a check.

Yeah. He means. Okay, then I'll fly on down there and pick it up. Yeah. Who's he? Well, maybe I'll get lucky and not be able to find him either. Then with 40 G's and my hot little hand.

I'll be breathing right down your hot little Mac. I'm sure you will. Now, I'm Mario the commissioner of $40,000 for me if I find this man. I'm going to find this man. You want to come down and talk about it?

Why, sure. He has Radio Network, brings you Mandel Kramer and the exciting adventures of the man with the action-packed expense count. America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator, yours truly, Johnny Dollar. Expense accounts admitted by special investigator, Johnny Dollar, to the New Jersey State Mutual Life Insurance Company Home Office, Trenton, New Jersey.

Following is an account of expenses incurred during my investigation of the Donninger, Donninger, matter. expense account item one twenty six ninety for a cab the Bradley Field Airport a plane to Trenton and a taxi to Mars Parkley's office. It was lunchtime so Mari dragged me over to lunch at Hilde Breaks. Look are you just going to sit

here and stuff yourself or can I tell you about this case? Mars will help me. Nobody but nobody knows how to fix soft shell cramps like the South Jersey I so I'm You don't want to make the most of it.

Go, I do. You have. Now listen. His name is Walter Pete Donnegger VII. The what? The whole family was a bunch of screwballs. Bums. Except for Walter Pete I, who cleaned up on gunpowder and cannonballs about the time Georgie Washington rode across the Delaware.

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