The Skimpy Matter

Johnny Dollar Danny Nixon Johnny mono guarantee insurance. Hi Danny, what's up? Remember Amos Crutchfield? Sure, former city attorney. Right. Retired in a blaze of glory a couple of years ago, every clamp to lid on the policy racket.

Well, he's also the one who had skimpy dingles sent up Johnny about four years ago. Dingle. Yeah, Peter. Oh, I remember him. What up to Van? You better look at that. Oh, look Danny, not one of those courtroom threats in a thousand.

Oh, well, that's not the way Crutchfield, Johnny. Yeah? We just happened. The PBS radio network brings you Mendel Kramer and the exciting adventures of the man with the action, Hacks Expense Accounts.

The fabulous freelance insurance investigator, yours truly, Johnny Dollar. Expense Accounts submitted by a special investigator, Johnny Dollar. The monogurrenty insurance company, Home Office, Hartford, Connecticut. Following is an account of expenses incurred during my investigation of the skimpy matter.

Expense Account, Item 1. 480 for a tank full of gas from my car. Instead of heading straight from Mr. Crutchfield's home over in Lakewood, I made a slight detour to the local parole office. And you know something?

I'd have been perfectly content to stay there and forget all about Amos Crutchfield because the parole officer I talked to turned out a little different than I'd expected. We got the official notice of Peter Foreman Dingell's release just this morning, Mr. Dollar.

It's Johnny, Ms. Barlow. Sure. My name's just playing all Mary. Well, now the name may be plain, but... Yes. Perhaps we'd better talk about the skimpy dingle first. Well, there isn't really too much to tell you, because he hasn't reported into it.