The Cinder Elmer Matter

Johnny dollar tell me oh boy how's the weather cold wedding mr. Boone who you Charlie Warren Johnny out here and warm sunny Southern California you lucky dog hot don't I know it I spent too many long cold winters at the home office They're in Hartford not to know it you're still with worldwide mutual sure I am always will be I guess unless they try to move

Me out of this Los Angeles office boy when I think how you must be suffering back there in New England with all that cold and snow and Okay, okay Charlie, don't rub it in. We can't all be as lucky as you are and just think of all the beauty you're missing.

Yeah? Like what? The clean, crisp, invigorating air, the sparkle of the sun on sleek, covered branches, the sound of sleigh bells, rolling fields, Drifted high with pure white snow, and all that mud and slush, you have to flout through there in town and don't tell me otherwise.

Okay, you've made your point. I'm feeling even worse than I did before you called. Now what's on your mind? Any good reason why you shouldn't be out here enjoying the sunshine the warm breezes the smell of orange blossoms the palm trees and Beautiful broads marching around the kines and all the other the lights of the subtropical paradise and I want a badge from the Chamber of Commerce

Yes, what money? Well now that's no problem. Oh, it isn't oh I should be when the company is gonna pay the freight provided of course you keep that crazy Expense the card within reasonable pounds, but just once in your life Charlie you touched me to the quick If I ever done other one, I mean, except for occasional nickel or dime here and there.