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The Man Who Wrote Himself to Death (Stuart Palmer, Writer) (Un
Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar · March 21, 1950 · 26 min · 4,095 words
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From Hollywood it's time now for Edmund O'Brien as Johnny dollar Casualty and I oh yeah, Miss Raimi. Thanks for calling back. I just wanted to get something straight if a murder is executed Does his policy pay off?
That's an unusual question as far as I know yet. Well put on your makeup. It's liable to happen any minute Edmund O'Brien in another transcribed adventure of the man with the action-packed expense account America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator.
Yours truly Johnny Dollar. Expense accounts submitted by special investigator Johnny Dollar to Britannia casualty and life, Hartford, Connecticut. The following is an accounting of expenditures during my investigation of Stuart Palmer, the man who wrote himself to death.
Expense account item one, $123.42 air and miscellaneous travel expenses from Hartford to Chicago and the Cook County Jail. Well, you can make up your own mind about him, dollar. He's like all those writers. He isn't guilty, he's crazy.
How are you, Lieutenant? Oh, hi, Michael. This is Mr. Dollar. Hello, how are you, Mr. Dollar? It's an insurance dick. He wants to talk to Palmer. Call him out, will you? Sure thing, Lieutenant. Hey, Palmer.
You're mother's here. I'll see you on your way out, dollar. Yeah, thanks a lot, Lieutenant. Here's your boy, Mr. Dollar. You'll have to talk to him for the bridge. Stuart Palmer? Yeah, my name is Dollar.
Britannia casualty and life sent me out here. Understand you're in some difficulty. There's anything I can do to help you. You didn't come here to help me. You came to investigate my new policy. Now, Lord, I don't need your help or anybody else's.
I paid my first premium. That's all you or the company need be concerned about. They're concerned about the fact that you're being held on suspicion of murder. That doesn't affect the policy. Have you retained counsel?
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