The Matter of the Medium, Well Done - Ep 1

From Hollywood it's time now for Johnny dollar Hi Johnny, but crackin at universal adjustment bureau. Hi, a fancy. What's in your mind? Had your fortune told lately? Nope, but I don't think I want to the last time it came true Oh, what was it? Well, it's met him Gaga went into a trance and whatever you call it and

Trans boys if you didn't know. Yeah, anyhow she told me I was gonna become an insurance investigator and I'm in stuck with it ever since Sure, what do I do? I'm on my way. Tonight and every weekday night, Bob Bailey and the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account.

America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator... Yours truly... Johnny Dollar. Expense accounts submitted by Special Investigator Johnny Dollar. To the Universal Adjustment Bureau, Hartford, Connecticut. Following as an accounting of expended jurors during my investigation of the matter of the medium, well done.

Expense Account Item 1, 115, Taxi to the Office of Pat McCrackenet, Universal. I hadn't seen Pat since he'd ruined my Southern California vacation by insisting I'd tie it in with a Jolly Roger matter in the Lamar case, where my expense account for some strange reason came out to a right-nigh figure.

I've even included the case of V.O. that I'd sent him for having handed me those investigations. So I didn't know whether he was going to be nice to me or to rob my nose in the dirt.

As it turned out, he didn't know either. No, I don't quite know whether this is going to be another soft touch for that expense account of yours, or a completely crazy one, or a real rope.