The Parakoff Policy

The Columbia Broadcasting System presents Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar. The next half hour has its baggage packed to take a trip with America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator, Johnny Dollar.

At insurance investigation, he is just an expert. At making out his expense account, he is an absolute genius. The following is an accounting of my expenditures and the investigation regarding the paracal policy for your company.

Expense account item 1. Plain fare 2 Benton, Ohio $40.4. Item 2. Plain fare Benton back to Hartford $40.4. Explanation purchase 2 one-way tickets. Way tickets because of the type of case I'm usually assigned I never press my luck by buying round trips This time I was all more thrite Expense account item three cab fare airport to Valley Hotel two dollars and twenty cents tip the driver

Gee a dollar. That's really they'll be steak on the table at night. Welcome to our city. Hey, Norman Yes, sir. What can I do for you sir? Bring my bag inside William here Always. And the same.

Yeah, but he's having a lot of shame. People in the house. Good evening, sir. Hello. You have a reservation for Johnny Dollar? Oh, yes. Mr. Dollar's in his room. He checked in about 8 o'clock.

I guess I ain't the man I used to be. What room is he in? Sorry, sir. I'm not presited to tell you that. I can phone him. No, never mind. Let me have one of those envelopes, will you?

I'd like to leave my card for this Mr. Dollar. Yes. Here you are. All right. Here. Just pop this in his box. The clerk promptly envelope in the box number 207. And I pop myself into an elevator going up the room 207.