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Hallucination Orbit

X Minus One · 1956 · 28 min · 3,777 words

The transcript of “Hallucination Orbit”, an episode of X Minus One from 1956. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). X Minus One plays X Minus One free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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In just a moment, X minus one. But first, some of the funniest situations you've ever witnessed occur every Wednesday night when the devilish imagination of MC Jack Bailey sets to work on NBC's truth or consequences.

You won't believe it until you hear it, so listen in tomorrow. Then another laugh session is in store later on with the wise and witty Groucho Marx as he and contestants play You Bet Your Life.

While for the melodic note in your Wednesday evening schedule, its music and fun on airtime with Jacell Mackenzie. And now, stay tuned for X-1 on NBC. Countdown for Blastoff, X-5 for three, two, X-1, fire from the far horizons of the unknown. Come transcribed tales of new dimensions in time and space. These are stories of a future. Adventures in which you'll live in a

million could be years on a thousand maybe worlds. The National Broadcasting Company in cooperation with Galaxy Science Fiction magazine presents have damage control, pull the rods on the number three pile.

Check leakage. Yes, sir. Try and have the locks cleared of all unessential personnel when that pickup rocket comes back. It's no point in making trouble. I understand, sir. Pick up rocket aweser. Very well. Take over, Mr. Chocken.

I will be in my quarters if I'm wanted. Well now then, Mr. Dan, very make yourself comfortable. I thank you, Captain. You care for a drink? Scotch and that bulb, bourbon and the other. No, thank you.

I can't get quite you to squirting liquor from a rubber bulb, as if I were oiling and daring. And you'd have a devil of a time pouring from a bottle in free fall. Well, how are you enjoying your trip?

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