The Parade
X Minus One · 1956 · 27 min · 3,836 words
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Gotham for Blastoff X-5 or 3, 2, X-1, Fire. From the far horizons of the unknown come transcribed tales of new dimensions in time and space. These are stories of the future.
Adventures in which you'll live in a million could be years on a thousand maybe worlds. Eck check ow WAnWAnWAnWAnW sell Tonight's story The Parade by George lefarts Mr Sid Ryan the same
My name is lucia I'm a Martian Please to meet you, mister le.. What was that again A Martian A Martian-er as in Orson Well Precisely I'm a raute re'in myself So, John, Thank you. And now that we've had our little joke, Mr. Luchar, what can publicity associates do for you?
It has been my observation, advertising and publicity of the very backbone of the civil rights. Spoken like a true Martian, Mr. Luchar. Now if you'll tell me the name of the client, the client of course, will be the Martian.
You don't give up, do you? Give up? The gag, I mean. All of us. Oh, yes, Mr. Ryan? This is Mr. Lucia. How do you know? Mr. Lucia claims to be a Martian. Take him outside, will you?
Oliver, get the name of the sanitorium he escaped from and tell them to bring the butterfly net. Wait, sir. I'm happy to see you, Mr. Ryan. That my telling you I am a Martian has approximately the effect I supposed it would have.
I believe we can do business. I have here the cash of Tina for $5,000. I said, down, Mr. Lucia, all of her gets the client of cigar. No, no, no, no, no, the other one, the other one.
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