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Real Gone

X Minus One · 1957 · 22 min · 3,535 words

The transcript of “Real Gone”, an episode of X Minus One from 1957. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). X Minus One plays X Minus One free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Come down for Blastoff, X-5, 4, 3, 2, X-1, Fire. From the far horizons of the unknown, come tales of new dimensions in time and space.

These are stories of the future, adventures in which you'll live in a million could be years on a thousand maybe worlds. The National Broadcasting Company, in cooperation with diagnoses Science Fiction Magazine presents 🎵 VVious shepherdomer paper 🎵 Tonight, Reel Gone, Starring Al Jasper Collins.

Playing of all things Al Jasper Collins Oh come in, come in, glad to see you. Albert here, your Collins friend. Just a minute, I'll close the door. You know, when you run a disc jockey show, the song plug just seemed to ooze through the grain of the wood.

There, now we won't be bothered for a while. Have a seat. I'll take this record off the chair. Hm. Hound Dog. Exclusive to me. Sung by Helen Prowbell with the Vienna State Symphony Orchestra. Under the direction of Felix Vine Gartner.

Massa Dan. You do the writing for that real gone show on NBC, don't you? That's X minus one. with the rocket ships and the three headed men from Mars and all that jazz. Well that's why I asked you up. I ran into a little something.

Just an idea, you know, I figured maybe you could English it up and use it. It's about a friend of mine, Ralph Therian. Do you ever hear him? He's an artist. I don't mean records or a musician. I mean an artist, artist, sculptor.

I ran into him during the war. He is the sit in a barracks sitting at barracks making busts of the sergeant's out of GI soap. When they had him on KP, they couldn't trust him to feel potatoes.

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