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Adventurers Club ep06 Land Of Doomed Souls

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This is the World Adventurer's Club. We invite you to a thrilling and stimulating diversion. To listen to intrepid and glittering warriors of adventure, recount details of perplexing phenomena. Men of steel will thrill you with weird tales of strange people in strange lands.

The meeting is now called to order. Now the lights for the furthest happy gentlemen of the World Adventurer's Club. It is a pleasure and privilege honor to announce tonight

that our esteemed member, Dr. Rappaget, entertains you with the strangest story ever told. Gentlemen, gentlemen, as strange as it may seem, and in spite of opinions to the contrary, there is something new under the sun.

Interesting, and true. Gentlemen, tonight, I take you to a corner of the earth To be exact, the northeast corner of South America, a town called Chaean. Is that why we get Chaean pepper? Right. And the climate is as hot as the pepper itself.

A land of disease and fever. The population consists of criminals, the muck of the world. Men and women ship to this god-for-saken country to die, sentenced for life, to the land of June souls. Men and women? Yes. And they are permitted to marry and bear children.

Oh, please. Children born of this union are declared convicts and can never leave this colony. Horrible, too bad. Is this real? Or fiction? The truth. And I swear it. The archives of France whole records of devoted women who have followed their convict husbands to this village and remain with them for the balance of their lives. It seems like an

insane devotion and call it that if you will but hold your decision until I tell you the story of a romantic love of two souls whose life was so awful that my reason fairly reels at the bare memory of it all. Well tell us more I'm I'm all goose-flakes. Having just left Saab on as a brain specialist the foreign government

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