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Adventurers Club ep07 Land Of Death

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I invite you to a thrilling and stimulating diversion. To listen to intrepid and glittering soldiers of fortune recount the tales of perplexing phenomena. Adventurers, thrilling you with weird tales of strange people in strange land.

World Adventurous Club. Meet a member who has traversed the four corners of the globe and has just returned from the strangest town in all Europe. But let him tell you, Mr. Niven's the news real man.

I just got in, haven't even washed up, but wanted to make this meeting. I hope you got a good story for it. I gotta pip this trip. And pay attention, men. I said men. Because I got tangled up in a town where a man doesn't rape so well.

Indeed? I thought men was the supreme being of birth. Well, when I get through with this tale, you'll agree that there's a strange town where a man once reigned as king. But who now is really less than the dust.

And he stands for this? Sounds like a fairy tale. By since time began, the last word in any town with a minful. Well, in this particular town he has neither the first nor the last word.

I don't mean maybe. Well, let's draw up the chairs. I want to hear how and why the crown of man was not this good. Well, being just a newsreel man, I was able to penetrate the mysterious veil of death that hung over a town in Hungary called Titsakert.

You mean you had an actual experience there? Oh, sure thing. The cosmopolitan news service wanted to get a few shots of the peasants of Titsakert on their festival day. At the end of the festivities, a bride and groom were paraded, and just as the couple reached the village square, the groom collapsed and died in the arms of the bride.

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