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1200-1215 The Goldbergs

WJSV Complete Day · September 21, 1939 · 14 min · 1,803 words

The transcript of “1200-1215 The Goldbergs”, an episode of WJSV Complete Day first broadcast September 21, 1939. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). WJSV Complete Day plays WJSV Complete Day free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's those grand gold birds presented by the makers of high-test octadol. Going, going, almost gone. Yes, folks, I mean octadol's jingle jingle jingle. Only two more days and this great contest is over. Only two more days left to jingle your way into $1,100. So start jingling today.

$800 bills given every day this week, Monday through Friday, just for best last line to a jingle about octadol in washing machines. And besides all that, $1,000 grand prize at the end of the week.

$1,000 extra for the week's best daily winners. But today's Thursday, remember. So just today and tomorrow, that's all the time left to get in line for one of those $100 daily prizes and that $1,000 grand prize.

So get your pencil right now, because here's the jingle. I tested all a delight that a clever young housewife named Wright. In my washing machine, it gets so clean. Now you just add a last line that rhymes with Wright.

A line that rhymes something like, they're really a marvelous sight. And send with your name and address, and then after they'll box up or fax him a lee to the gold spread, Cincinnati, Ohio. That's all it takes to line yourself up to win $1,100 before this great contest closes. Your entry goes in today's contest if it's received today. In tomorrow's,

if it's postmarked before midnight tomorrow and received in Cincinnati not later than October 3rd. Now, originality, suitability and atness are what count. Residents of Canada, the United state Hawaii and Canada are eligible. Winners are announced one week after each daily contest.

Complete printed lists of winners are available upon written requests to the Goldberg's Cincinnati, Ohio after the final contest. The same jingle is used throughout the contest. Now your dealer has it and the rules and you may send any number of entries just so each is accompanied by an octet or a box top or a facsimile.

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