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Christmas Greetings #5

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Christmas dinner and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of spam and then the big day would finally arrive I'd stay up all night and wait for Santa and when he finally showed up We'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised to give us everything we wanted

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