Bring It On Home

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. But go instead of song where actually he thought Santa Claus might have been his daddy. Really? But you want to know something? The guy that he saw kissing mommy like an I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, that wasn't his daddy.

That was the guy down the street that his mom told him to call Uncle Joe. Oh no. Well, I was actually a little worried when you had mentioned that it was a country version of I saw moma kissing Santa Claus. I thought it was maybe like I saw Sue Ellen kissing the pig. No? Okay.

Or I saw two cousins kissing each other. It may be. Because they can. Kissing cousins. But you know it's strange because we want to dedicate this song to my dad who was Santa Claus your grandpa.

Yeah, my grandpa. Because he was Santa Claus for many years. He was the best Santa Claus. He was actually second in a national Santa Claus contest. Really? He worked at the highway department in Rockford, Illinois.

But he always put on a Santa Claus suit, went to children's homes, nursing homes, did a little stint in the store, and went to people's houses and just made everybody happy. So with him doing this and me being raised in the house, the kid they had to tell me that he was Santa Claus.

And at first I thought, oh my God, there's no Santa Claus. My dad's Santa Claus. What the hell is this? And then they explained to me that he's only Santa's helper. Santa Claus in an earth pole.

You know I saw some guy with a beard just hanging around the lot out there at the abandoned drive-in movie theater. That's old Chris Kringle himself. You didn't know he hangs out here? He's wanting us to show these movies.