The Monster Twist

Six billion years ago, great natural explosions brought the Earth and a living breathing thing was born. A week ago last Tuesday, it shuttered, slithered, and made its way from the swamid depths of the Marianas Trench.

Does it want to devour Cleveland Ohio? No, man. Does it want to live in Cleveland Ohio? Well, it's a nice place to visit, but... What does it want to do? I just want to twist.

Yes, man. Well, so does everybody. What makes you so special? Well I got four other hits, that's my own vocal groove Do do do do, Kip And I slimy and I put that brand new day in you chic And you bump and grind And take the truth I got, don't you let romance be feed away

Everyone was doing the monster twist The stock market panicked And the Dow Jones averages plummeted 87 points in 12 seconds Veteran observers on Capitol Hill filibustered And the decision was made to attack 16,000 B-70s flamethrowers, missiles, and spitballs bomb-barded the monster.

Yet, nothing could stop the havoc, reeked by his twelfth or plu or twist. But then the government called on its secret weapon. On the right of Obja, a one and a two, and everybody's gotta do the barbell of bombs.

Because everybody knows it's what a friend that counts of an amendment. Oh no. No not that. I can't stand it. Hell! Hell! Take me back to the slime! Anything's better than this! Mother of all!