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Santa Will Not Ride
Town Hall Tonight · December 22, 1937 · 58 min · 8,076 words
The transcript of “Santa Will Not Ride”, an episode of Town Hall Tonight first broadcast December 22, 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Town Hall Tonight free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The power of smiles in town halls and night folk. 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by a panatuse base in Salah Pataca. I pan up for the trial of beauty. Salah Pataca for the trial of hell.
Fun from Hollywood with our star comedian Fred Allen, who tonight brings us Jack Benneys. Music by Peter Van Seaton. New features, new music, new laughs. It's town hall tonight! Out here at Fred Allen Meats and Parade of Stars to the old town hall.
by pleading the band dressed as Thanos, followed by those claws in the theater side to the mighty Alleur players. Let's join the happy crowd, folks. Everybody's going. Hey, Seaman. What's up, Malcolm? You can't bring them to the theater.
I must don't be. I've got to get to my radio in a hurry. The kick-ard, why are you taking your balloon up again? Radio reception is better than a state of fair, ladies. Sound calls for rain.
See, divers. Don't tell me you're looking at a sunken treasure in that wreck, Bill. Yeah, and if the radio down there, it still works. And there's Fred with an old oil lamp making light of the folks as they pass it inside.
Let's listen. Eenie, meenie, miney, and the moles and area folks. Or road lead to the old town hall. Now don't jostle, madam. Come back there, crook boy. I passed. Tell me, Mr. Cider. Is Jack Cenny here tonight, Mr. Cider?
Not all here, but all there is a Benny you'll find on the inside with a joke or two, and we're starting soon. with a joke attune and we're starting soon. So hurry, hurry, hurry. You've been to Fred.
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