Newark, New Jersey
Song · Tom Breneman · 1946 · 2 min · 348 words
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A day I'll never forget it today. I walked up to one of our guests and asked I'm from New York the J.Z. What I'm from New York the J.Z. My name is great sub-promise birth of Brahma with yes from New York the J.Z. Well, I'm the time to have to tell you I'm New York the J.Z.
from New York the J.Z. Yes, the New York the J.Z. Yes, sir From New York the J.Z What are you laughing about? She at least knows where she from. You're not from New York. I got a lot of mosquitoes there.
You're not from New York. No. No. From New York to Georgia. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. As if that weren't enough, this followed. Who are you? Sweetie. Huh? Faith Sweetie. Ha ha ha ha.
Sweetie. Sweetie. You can talk playing with that. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, Lottie's fellow at name. T-W-E-E-D-Y. Oh, sweetie. Mm-hmm. Say it your first name. Uh-huh. Well, I'll say it. Well, you missed it, sweetie?
Yes. What was your maiden name? Hot Stuttler. Your name was Hot Stuttler and C-Marider, sweetie. The folks who win our wishing ring make the most unusual wishes. One morning, I greeted the winner and attracted fifteen-year-old Miss this way.
Well here honey, I want to put the wishing ring on your finger. That's it. Oh, it's so beautiful. I'll make your wish. And we're wishing along with you. But at first came here, I couldn't think of a wish and I mean I wish I was wish the wishing ring when I can't think of anything.
Well, I know. When you first came here, you were wishing that you'd win the wishing ring. Now that you won the wishing ring, can't let people win. Oh, this is kind of silly. Yes, it is.
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