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Clever Mister Farley

The Whistler · November 27, 1949 · 25 min · 3,928 words

The transcript of “Clever Mister Farley”, an episode of The Whistler first broadcast November 27, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Whistler plays The Whistler free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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And now stay tuned for the Mystery Program that is unique among all Mystery Programs, because even when you know who's guilty, you always receive a startling surprise at the final curtain in The Whistler. I am The Whistler, and I know many things, for I walk by night.

I know many strange tales hidden in the hearts of men and women who have stepped into the shadows. Yes, I know the nameless terrors of which they dare not speak Yes friends, it's time for the Whistler rated by independent research the most popular West Coast program in radio history And now the Whistler strange story the clever mr. Farley

Dan Farley removed his top coat Glanced out the window of his compartment on the luxury streamliner as it headed West from Chicago placed his suitcase on a seat, tossed his briefcase on top of his suitcase.

Dan had learned long ago that the safest place to hide valuable objects was in the open, and his briefcase was quite valuable to him. In it, he carried $150,000 in brand new $20 bills, counterfeit $20 bills, but so perfectly executed even an expert would have trouble in spotting him as boats.

As the train began to speed up Dan smiled. He was glad to get underway. In his work he didn't spend too much time in one place. And he'd been in Chicago much longer than he intended.

You get this? Come in. Oh, hello conductor. Yeah, here we are. Due to Los Angeles, compartment C. Mm-hmm. That's so many traveling today. We'll pick up some more on Kansas City. Oh. I guess this does it.

Hope you enjoy your trip. Thanks, I will. I always do. Yes, you do enjoy your trips across the country, don't you, Dan? After five years of passing and distributing counterfeit money, you've never even been arrested on suspicion.

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