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Christmas at Ground Zero

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It's Christmas at 10-0, there's music in the air. The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing while the air red signs are playing. It's Christmas at grand zero, the button has been pressed.

The radio just let us know that this is not a tale. Everywhere the atom falls, we're dropping. It's the end of all humanity. No more time for last men's choppers. It's time to face your final destiny.

At a Christmas background zero, there's panic in the crowd We can dodge the free while we drink the tree Underneath the mushroom clouds You're my Houston reindeer on your rooftop, a Jack Frost don't you end the suit, but it's almost five and down your chimney, you better load your gun to the queue, oh it's a Christmas background zero, and if the radiation level's okay, I'll go out with you and see you in the next one.

the new mutation on New Year's Day. It's Christmas at round zero, the seconds left to go. I've got that cover with my eultight, love her underneath the mistletoe. It's Christmas at round zero, now the mistle's on their way.

What a crazy fluke! We're gonna get new problems, jolly, holiday. What a crazy flute, we're gonna give you newt on this jolly holiday I so many kids think that of course, underneath the mistle

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