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Count Duckula

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The counts of Dracula, legend has it that these foul beans can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life by means of a secret right that can be performed once essentially when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius.

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