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Land Grabbers

The Roy Rogers Show · December 4, 1952 · 26 min · 4,659 words

The transcript of “Land Grabbers”, an episode of The Roy Rogers Show first broadcast December 4, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Roy Rogers Show plays The Roy Rogers Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's the Roy Rogers Show! ROGER CHORUS Happy trails to you! It's nice to meet again! Happy trails to you! Come tell the gianties hey! Oh sugarcris, the cereal treat that's fun to eat brings you the Roy Rogers Show!

Transcribed on the double R bar ranch with Pat Brady and the Queen of the West and Day 11. Happy trails to you! And here he is in person, the King of the Cowboys, Roy Rogers.

Howdy folks, here's my good word for the game. It's about a honey of a new cereal, post-sugar crisp. And it's my hunch you'll like it just as much as we do out here at the double R bar ranch.

You see, post-sugar crisp is just downright good eating, and it's good so many different ways. Try it real soon, won't you? Now, tonight, we'd like to tell you about how Dale and Pat and I solved an old old mystery.

We call this story the Last Stage Coach. There is a legend that the Last Stage Coach to leave St. Joseph, Missouri for Paradise Valley, carried on it an ancient land grant, which would have given title to the rich ranch district to an eastern stranger.

But the coach arrived with no driver or passengers, and the old grant was never found. Now on the evil Paradise Valley's 75th anniversary celebration, Roy Rogers with Day 11's Pat Brady and a promoter of Western Patcheons named Daniel David McClintock are at the double R bar with that same historic stage coach.

Ooh, my backup cracker. Ooh, Roy, this is the strangest hitch I ever saw. You know, it'd be much easier to put a new motor in Nelly Bell. Well this was a standard hitch about 75 years ago Pat.

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