The Phony Geologist

P-O-S-T! P-O-S-T! Post! The serials you like the most brings you the Roy Rogers show, starring the King of the Car Boys himself. Roy Rogers! It's round the time on the Double-R-Barr! So sad of your heart!

Double-R-Barr! The Double-R-Barr ranch transcribes stories and songs at the real West with the Whipper-Will's. The wisest trail of Scott of them all, Jonah Wild, played by Forest Lewis, the Queen of the West, Day 11s, and in person, the King of the Cowboys, Roy Rogers.

Well, how do you hope this is Roy Rogers? Breakfast is no trouble these days, is it, but it is. And neither is a between meals name, not when Mom keeps post-surials on the shelf. You know, just as we do, that you can count on anything, Baron of brand name, Pope.

You know, a very interesting couple, Stan at Dale's Hotel. Professor Doug was mancin' in his wife. We don't know much about him, but the paper said he was a note of geologist doing some research across the border.

How much longer do you think I'll put up with this, Douglas? We can't quit now, Grace. Wait, wait, all I do is wait! While you go traipsing across the border every morning, gone all day, don't get back till five o'clock, Sometimes six or seven.

Hold this pad between my shoulders, I'll strap it on. Doesn't my ingenuity appeal to you? A knowledge of geology and a pad of sponge rubber strapped between my shoulders and everyone, even the customs officials.

Think of me as a little hunchback professor traveling back and forth across the border, lending my knowledge to scholars of the foreign land. Smunging was fun when we ran the stuff across the border at night.