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Frogs and Rustlers

The Roy Rogers Show · April 4, 1952 · 30 min · 4,335 words

The transcript of “Frogs and Rustlers”, an episode of The Roy Rogers Show first broadcast April 4, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Roy Rogers Show plays The Roy Rogers Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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P-O-S-T! P-O-S-T! Post! The serials you like the most brings you the Roy Rogers Show, starring the King of the Cowboys himself! Roy Rogers! It's round up. Time on the Double R Bar! Soul-Sagler Hall! The Double R Bar Ranch transcribes stories and songs of the real West with the Whipperwills.

The lisest trail sky to them all, Joan a while played by Forest Lewis. The Queen of the West, Dale Evans, and in person, the King of the Cowboys, Roy Rogers. Well, howdy folks, this is Roy Rogers.

Buckaroos, some morning soon, why don't you let Mom sleep late, and you get your own breakfast. It's easy as long as there's a supply of post-surials on the shelf, and it'll be a mighty good breakfast, too.

Because you can always count on anything bearing a brand name post. Well, I know the Sid Kenyon in town yesterday. Sid makes a living by collecting specimens for scientific laboratories, and there's just nobody who can get into as many scrapes as old Sid.

Yes, sir, I wish I'd have met up with you boys ten years ago. I'd have been a billionaire, but now... Now you take this here load of frogs I got in my wagon. Scientific laboratory pays me seven and a half cents of frog.

You can see that ain't gonna buy no rings from our fingers and their bells or my little... Okay, you said... There's not much time left. Suppose we get down to business. Yep, yep, yep. The flogs are in your wagon ready to go, right?

Five hundred of them. Five hundred unhappy frogs bound for a scientific laboratory. Alright. Our trucks are out in the canyon. We'll move one schedule and depend on you to hold that crowd in Mineral City.

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