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Life Hereafter

Song · The Muppets · October 6, 2026 · 3 min · 104 words

The transcript of “Life Hereafter”, an episode of The Muppets first broadcast October 6, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays The Muppets free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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and a yummy red that pairs with Ring of Martis. It's also dopey. I'm complaining. At least it's almost entertaining. Oh! Your attention, please. Restless spirits have halted our progress. Please remain seated in your doom buggy, and we will continue our tour momentarily.

Oh no! The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you is being stuck in here with them! Oh, I hate you! You make tell jokes! I'm your tracks. I'm deadly cute. Filled with poison sassafras.

Your dissertions hurt as pretty dirty. It does cause you're nuts. When I tell you. I'm to turn your whole life square.

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