Born This Way

But I really love the comments I inspire Is that a werewolf people ask with apprehension And who's that little vampire some folks say A face like mine attracts so much attention I just wish everyone was born this way All my friends, their brothers and their sisters Should sprinkle water on their ears to make them grow

Cuz with mine, when I install transistors I can tune in programs like a radio Yes my fangs and ears are really my best features With my hair combed like a contract yellow you see And I really pity all you other creatures Who never will grow up?

Who never will grow up? Who never will grow up? To look like me? Well now, thank you very much Eddie. I'm sure our friend appreciates the beautiful beautiful monster philosophy in that little song and now I think you better get back up in the chandelier and finish your homework. Okay, pop. Goodbye. Goodbye son.

And now come with me. Oh no, not that way. We are not going through the grandfather clock again. My head's still smart. I'll just push open this secret panel here in the wall. Now let's See now, which panel is it that opens?

That was have to wrap on the wall. When you hear the hollow sound, you know that is the seat panel. Here, here, this must be the one. Now to open it, I just push with my hand and...

Oops, it's a daisy wrong panel. Well, we might as well go through here in a way, at least the hall. Just take my hand and follow me. Come, I'm the most fantastic and terrifying journey of your life, 4,000 miles into the center of the earth to a world within our world.