Headless Horseman

Now gather round while I hallucinate on what happens outside when it gets late. Long about midnight the ghosts and banshees get together for the midnight jamborees. As goes with horns and saucer eyes, some with fangs about this size, some short and fat, some tall and thin, some don't even bother to wear their skin.

I'm telling you brother it's a frightful sight, to see what goes on in the back. When the spooks have a midnight jamboree, they'll break it up with fiendish greed, goes so bad but the one that's cursed is the headless horseman that he's the worst.

When he goes jogging across the land, holding it snug and in the hay, demons take one look and groan and hit the roads for pots and don't, there's no spook like a spook that's mine.

They don't like him and it's really fine, he swears to the longest day he's dead, and he'll show them that he can get ahead. So close all the windows and lock the doors Unless you're careful he'll get yours Don't think he'll hesitate a bit Cause a flip your top bit or flip He likes some little he likes some big part in the middle

Black go white or even red the headless horseman. He's ahead with the hip If you're a pimp hop and a kippin' it up He's out lookin' for a top to chop But don't stop bein' out a slam But you can't be some with a headless man If you're a pimp and a kippin' it up look out

WOW! So after dark, you kids be good Stay at home the way that you should Cause right outside and waitin' there is the headless horseman Anyway! Oh man, I'm getting out of here.