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Supermarket Journal Editor

The Mel Blanc Show · May 13, 1947 · 23 min · 3,183 words

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new all-purpose tooth powder, does everything you can expect or ask of a dendafress. Try Colgate Tooth Powder today for teeth that sparkle and a breath that's sweet. Use Colgate Tooth Powder! Yes, Colgate Tooth Powder presents The Melblanc Show, written by MacVinoff with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Currens, Hans-Conrades, Fran Hepland, Earl Ross, Victor Miller and his orchestra and starring the creator of The Voice of Butts Bunny.

Eeee. What's up, guy? Playing as new character Zookie. Eh, hello, have you be-uh, hello have you be-uh-uh. Hi. And starring himself in person, now blind. Hi, folks. Aga-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. A-a-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. A-a-ba-ba-ba-ba. A-a-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Well, here it is, the middle of May.

In a vase here can June be far behind. In Melblank's little town, all the engaged couples are making plans for their dream house. And as they stop and gaze into the window of Miller's furniture store, Barbara Bevin says to her boyfriend Jerry.

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