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Society Party

The Mel Blanc Show · April 15, 1947 · 24 min · 3,149 words

The transcript of “Society Party”, an episode of The Mel Blanc Show first broadcast April 15, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Mel Blanc Show plays The Mel Blanc Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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From Hollywood, Kogatetoop Potter presents The Malblanc Show, written by Mac Benoff, with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kern, Zonscon Reed, Alan Reed, Helvio Allman, the sportsman, Victor Miller, and his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.

Mmm. What's up, Jack? Yes, go get your powder for a breasty. Bring to the Malblanc show with Mel playing his new character Zookie. Hello, everybody. Hello everybody. And starring himself in person, Mel Blanc. Hi, folks. Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo.

April is the month for parties, and the social season in Mel Blanc's little town is in full swing. At the swanky large-mont country club, the dance has been a brilliant social success, and as the young blue bloods leave the place, they try to make an impression by having the doorman call out their names

to announce their expensive cars. Let's listen as the doorman's loud voice rings out. Mr. Henry Duplaister! My Cadillac, if you please. Mr. Sylvester Morgan. My Dusenberg, if you please. Mr. Mel Blank. Piggyback, if you please.

Well, as a matter of fact, Mel didn't care to make too much of an impression. too much of an impression he sneaked into the dance in the first place. Now let's pick up Mel the next day. He's in his fix-it shop speaking to his girl Betty Colby of more reasonable things.

Betty, how's about going to the movies with me tonight? We can sit in a balcony and I guarantee we'll have a lot of fun. Mel, how can you guarantee it? I unscrewed the bulb out of the Usher's flashlight.

No! No! Mel, not tonight. Oh, I know why. You're still mad at me because of what happened in the movies last week. the way i hugged and squeezed and kissed and and i remembered we didn't get to see it together when i look at the with you it because father is tendering a very important

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