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Easter Egg Hunt

The Mel Blanc Show · April 8, 1947 · 24 min · 3,384 words

The transcript of “Easter Egg Hunt”, an episode of The Mel Blanc Show first broadcast April 8, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Mel Blanc Show plays The Mel Blanc Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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From Hollywood, Colgate Tootfahter presents The Malblanc Show, written by Max Menop, with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kern, Hans Conry, Alan Reed, Joe Walker, The Sportsman, Victor Miller, and his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.

Yeeeeeee! What's up, Jack? Yes, Colgate Tootfahter for a breath that's sweet, and Jesus Sparkle brings you The Malblanc Show, with Mel playing his new character, Zookie! Hello, everybody! What, what, what, what, what, a hello every beep bleep, bleep bleep, bleep bleep ble- Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah.

Aah, aah, aah.. And sorry, himself in person, Mel Blank. Hi folks, ug- Oh go. A few days ago, the whole country was filled with a festive holiday spirit. One hundred 29 million, 999 thousand, 999 people had a great time.

Only one person had a miserable day. And who was that one person? You guessed it. Mel Blank. It all started with the annual Easter egg hunt in Melblank's little town. It seems that the local merchants offered cash prizes to anyone who found an egg with their ad written on it, and Melblank would, well let's start at the beginning, with just an ordinary

day and young couples were discussing the weather. In the park a couple was saying, Oh Dave, it's two weeks past spring. Yes, it's about time I gave you a kiss. And another part of town could be heard, Oh Will, it's two weeks past spring.

Yes, it's about time I gave you a kiss. And in Mel Blank's Fix-It-Chop, where we find Mel and his girlfriend, Betty Colby, Betty is saying... Oh, Mel, it's two weeks past spring. Yes. And it's about time I stop wearing my long winter underwear.

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