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Plays Santa Claus
The Mel Blanc Show · December 24, 1946 · 23 min · 3,183 words
The transcript of “Plays Santa Claus”, an episode of The Mel Blanc Show first broadcast December 24, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Mel Blanc Show plays The Mel Blanc Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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From Hollywood, Kanye's youth out here presents the now blank show with Mary Jane Clough, Joe Kern, Jerry Housner, Hans Connery, Deportsman, Vic Jamiller in his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.
What's that? Yes, okay, two-sowder for a breast that's sweet and piece that Marco brings you the Melblag show with Mel playing his youth out here's looking. Hello, everybody, hello, everybody. Yeah, I'm sorry, himself in person, now blank.
Hi, folks, a boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. Christmas Eve and in Melblank's little town, all the I'll let it go until the last minute,
swings are feverishly buying gifts for their girlfriend. In the furrier, we hear, this is a beautiful fur coat. Fine, I'll take it with me. Further down the street, we hear, this is a beautiful handbag. Good. Wrap it up for me.
and still further down the street where Mel Blank is engaged in getting a gift for his girlfriend Betty. We hear, this is a beautiful watch. Thanks but can't you owe me more than five dollars on him? So Mel pawned to watch and now we find him back in the fix of job figuring out the amount he has for Betty's gift.
Now let's see I'd borrowed five by pawned to watch for five. I closed out my savings account at the bank. That's another dollar. $11. What can I get Betty? Oh, I know. Every time I go to our house and we sit in the parlor, the lights go out. I ought to get her a flashlight. No, a flashlight isn't a gift for a woman. It
isn't a gift for a man either. Clearly a gift for an usher. Oh, well, it's late. I better close the fixer shop and buy the gift. Oh, now. Oh, hello, Betty. I didn't expect to see you here. I thought you'd be busy at your father's big Christmas party. How's it coming along?
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