The Elopement

Hollywood Colgate Tooth Powder presents The Melblanc Show with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kerns, Jerry Housner, Hans Conrene, Earl Ross, The Sportsman, Victor Miller and his Orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunnies.

Mmm. What's your name? Yes, Colgate Tooth Powder for a breath that's sweet and teeth that Sparkle brings you the Melblanc Show with Mel playing his new character's hooky. Hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. Hi.

I'm starring himself in person Mal Blank. Hi folks, aga-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo. He is late in coming to Mal Blank's little town, and young lovers are taking advantage of the good weather by occupying lonely park benches.

On a bench in one secluded spot of the park, Mary Jones is saying to her boyfriend, Tom here comes a policeman, you better take your own down. And in another secluded spot, Shirley Adams is saying to her boyfriend, Bob, here comes the policeman. Better stop kissing me.

And another dimly lit spot where Betty Colby is sitting with her boyfriend Mel Blank. Betty is saying, now here comes the policeman. Better stop feeding the squirrel. Well, the evening progressed. Time passed. And once again Betty spoke.

Oh Mel, can't you be more romantic? Oh, I'm sorry Betty. May I hold you hand? Of course. May I put my arm around you? Uh-huh. May I kiss you? But now. Oh. Uh, pardon me, officer.

Do you mind getting up so I can sit next to my girl? Thanks. You can kiss me now now. Well... Officer, haven't you got any place to go? No, I don't have to check until nine o'clock.

Come on Betty, let's walk back to the pics at shop. I want a way to spend an evening. I should have listened to my father and gone out with Willy Murdoch tonight. Oh Betty, let's not argue now. You look so beautiful tonight.