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Bettys Suitors

The Mel Blanc Show · February 4, 1947 · 24 min · 3,496 words

The transcript of “Bettys Suitors”, an episode of The Mel Blanc Show first broadcast February 4, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Mel Blanc Show plays The Mel Blanc Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Okay, Two-Sater presents The Malblanc Show, written by Mack Nettoff with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kern, Tom Con Reed, Alan Reed, Joe Walker, the Sportsman, Victor Miller in his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.

Heeee! What's up, Jack? Yes, Okay, Two-Sater for a breast and sweet and decent sparkle brings you The Malblanc Show with Mel playing his new character, Zookie. Hello, everybody, everybody, hello everybody, everybody, everybody. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hi!

Hi! I'm sorry, himself in person, Mel Blank. Hi, folks. Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo, Agaboo. Well, tonight is certainly an important one in the life of our hero Mel Blank.

We're at mark the date that Mel and his girlfriend Betty Colby have been engaged for four years. Now, the young couples remember their dates, too, in Mel Blank's little town, for in the Addams household we hear Susan Adams saying, Well, the first time we met you all rose in your hair.

And in the Davis household we hear Shirley Davis saying, Roy, what is this beautiful orchid for? Well, the first time we met you or an orchid on your dress. And in Mel Blank's Six of Chop, where Mel and Betty have met, Betty is saying...

Mel, what are these pretty handkerchiefs for? Don't you remember Betty? The first time we met I had a cold? Betty was very happy that Mel remembered, but she got a much bigger thrill when Mel showed her...

Now a wedding ring! Yours, Betty. Ain't it a butte. Five diamonds. Oh, Mel, it's gorgeous. Of course, you really can't tell just from this picture. Oh. Oh. I don't know. Bet he can have the whole catalog right now.

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