Councilman Colby

The Gullgate Tooth Powder presents The Metal Blank Show, written by Mac Then-Off with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kearns, Hans-Conry, Dallen Reed, Joe Walker, The Sportsman, Victor Miller, and his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.

Eeee. What's up, Jack? Yes, Gullgate Tooth Powder for a breath of sweet and teeth that Sparkle brings you The Metal Blank Show, with Mel playing his new character, Zookie. Hello, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, and hello, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody.

Hi. And starring himself in person, Mal Blank. Hi folks, aga-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo-gaboo. A couple of March in spring weather brings with it a lovely day, and in Mel Blank's little town young couples are making plans for the coming evening.

In the Adams household, Susan Adams is saying to her boyfriend, Roy, what picture are we going to see tonight? The best years of our lives. I hear it's a wonderful picture. And in the sharp household and sharp is saying to her boyfriend.

What picture are we going to see tonight? The man I love. I'm just crazy about idolopino. And Mel Blagg's fix-it shop where Mel has been talking to his girlfriend Betty Colby. Betty is saying... Mel, what picture are we going to see tonight?

That's up to you Betty. Tonight it's your turn to pay. I can't go. Father's invited Mayor Quimby over to the house tonight and I have to be there. Mayor Quimby, what's he coming over for?

It's something about father wanting Tom Jones vacant seat on the city console. Some silly political thing. Betty, politics is not silly. This country is founded on politics. That's why it's a land of opportunity, where even you can become mayor, governor, even assistant to the president.