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Christmas Shopping

The Mel Blanc Show · December 17, 1946 · 23 min · 3,427 words

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From Hollywood, Kojate Two-Sowder presents the Metal Blank Show with Mary Jane Cross, Sandra Gould, Joe Kern, Joe Ross, Jerry Housner, Hans Conry, The Sportsman, Victor Miller and his Orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.

Eeee! What's up, Jack? Yes, Kojate Two-Sowder for a breast that's sweet and t-sits sparkle brings you the Metal Blank Show with Mel playing his new character, Zooki! Hello, everybody! Hello, everybody! Hello, everybody! Hello, everybody! Hello, everybody!

to do... to cry. I'm sorry, himself in person. Mel Blank. Hi, folks. H-U-G-U-G-U-G-U-G-U-G-U-G. It's a week before Christmas and all through Mel Blank's Little Town, everyone is talking about Christmas presents. In the William's house we hear, and bow and eye of a notion you're going to get that set of shapes there you've been thinking about.

Thank you, Mr. William. And in the Tucker showroom, we hear, and Ray Adams, something tells me you're going to get that automobile you want. Thank you Mr. Tucker, and in Brillick's department store we hear, Mel Blank, I think you're going to receive a true chest for your fixer chomp.

Thank you, Sandy Claus. So now we know Mel Blank is in the department store. Let's follow him as he presses forward along the crowded aisles with his girlfriend Betty. What's your shovel, Mr. Watch where you're going, bud.

I cut out the push on. Oh, I see. That's all right, man. Oh, now, isn't it awful that's pushing and squeezing? Yeah, terrible, ain't it? Sosh, buddy, we've been through half this department store, and I still don't know what you want.

Don't you give me one little hint? Well, there's a jewelry counter. One little suggestion? There's a third apartment. Still can't make up your mind, huh? They have some gorgeous wristwatch here. watch this year. Give me a clue, anything. See this story is crowded as a five and ten.

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