Literary Discussion

The Mellow Blank Show, written by Mack Benov with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kerns, Hans Conrade, Elvio Almond, Joe Walker, Budwidham, the Sportsman, Victor Miller and his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny.

Eeee. What's up, Jack? Yes, Colgate, Tooth Bowder, for a breath of sweet and teeth that Sparko brings you the Mellow Blank Show with Mellow playing his new character, Zookie. Hello, everybody. B But- if- if- if- if- if- if- if- if- if, if- if Hi!

I'm starring himself in- person. Mount Lang. Hi folks! Agaboo- Agaboo- Agaboo- Aga! It's a warm spring day in Mount Lang's little town. And young couple's thoughts are likely turning to, er, well... Thoughts? Everybody has springitis and we hear Mary Baker saying to her boyfriend Warren!

Guys, Warren, I've been tapping my feet all day long! Gee, I wish I'd known, Mary. We could have gone to a dance tonight. And elsewhere, we hear Barbara Bevin saying to her boyfriend, Jerry. Gosh, Jerry, I've been tapping my feet all day long.

Gee, I wish I'd known, Barbara. We could have gone to a dance tonight. And in Melblank's fix-a-chop, where we find Mel and his girl, Betty Colby, Betty, is saying... Gosh, Mel, I've been tapping my feet all day long.

Gee, I wish I'd known Betty. You could have cracked some walnuts for me. Yes, Mel is being very evasive, and believe it or not, he doesn't want to take Betty out. It seems that Mel, having made an impression on the town's society leaders with his impersonations, had become quite a social lion.

So now let's look in at the fix-it shop and listen to the lion roar. I'm sorry, Betty, but I can't take you to the movies tonight. A man of my social position only attends operas, concerts, political lectures, and art exhibitions.