Christmas Present

Nice way out our star, the creator and the rich and the above the money. Now why! God is it! Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm very grateful to this opportunity to meet you and to introduce myself.

I'd like to tell you a little about my background. When I first came to Hollywood, it seems when film producers heard my vocal calisthenics consistently and loud they shouted no. This guy don't rate with movie photogenics.

They said my face was meant for radio. They said his face was meant for radio. Don't rub it in. So I developed character projection upon the air and finally got a call. Producers, Hollert, Mel is our selection.

Because he's the biggest character of all. Because he's the biggest character of all. You guys can be replaced, you know. I became the happy postman with a manor so beguiling. You remember? Glick-banging birds, we remember keeps mining.

I became a train announcer, and my tonsils did a conga with train leaving on track five, or Anaheim, Azusa, and Kook, come on, gah. Said that he'd look good on radio, and everybody told him where to go.

No coaching from the audience, please. As a violin teacher, I made a nice penny, which ain't too bad when you worked for Jack Benny. What a tune your feet brings on, how I wish it had no strings on.

I force a smile and try to please and cry upon my pillow. I've even been colliopies. forgive me please but trillow as Pedro when I see a girl with grace achikita I say pardon me for talking in your face in your arena and then this little guy I've saved for last I'm Zuki and in the picture I find the president of the