The Broken Caruso Record

From Hollywood, Colgate II's father presents the Malblanc Show, with Mary Jane Cross, Joe Curran's, Hans-Conry, Joe Walker, the sportsman, Victor Miller, and his orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny. Mmm.

When can't that? Yes, Colgate II's father for a breast-to-tweet The sweet and teaset sparkle brings you the Mel Blank Show with Mel playing his new character, Zookie. Hello, everybody, everybody, hello everybody, everybody, everybody, it.

Hi. I'm sorry, himself, in person, Mel Blank. Hi, folks. A-g-a-boo-g-a-boo-g-a-boo-g-a. A-g-a-boo-g-a-boo-g-a. A-g-a-boo-g-a-boo. The mantle cloaks the countryside, and throughout Mel Blank's little town,

Amorous young couples are sitting in front of warm fireplaces. In the Adams household, we hear Shirley Adams saying, Why are you getting up, Henry? Put another log on the fire, Shirley. And in the brown household, Anne Brown is saying, why are you getting up, George?

Well, I'm just going to stir up the ashes in the land. LAUGHTER And in the Colby home, where Betty has been sitting in front of the fireplace with her boyfriend, Mel Blank. Betty is saying, why are you getting up, Mel?

Well, the fire is out and it's cold. I'm going home, Betty. LAUGHTER Well, Betty persuaded Mel to stay. Time passed. The fire grew warmer. And Betty said. Now, let's hold hands. Alright, but I think it's silly.

No Mel, not your hands, mine. Alright, you hold your hands and I'll hold mine. Betty, this year I'm going to make your father have respect for me. This is going to be a blank year.

I'm going to be a big man and the fix of chop is only the beginning. Already I'm working on an invention that'll do away with nine lawns. In fact, it'll wear a thousand times longer than nylon.