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Postmans Ball

The Mel Blanc Show · October 15, 1946 · 23 min · 3,550 words

The transcript of “Postmans Ball”, an episode of The Mel Blanc Show first broadcast October 15, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Mel Blanc Show plays The Mel Blanc Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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From Hollywood, Co-gate 2-Powder for a breasted sweet and T-Fit Sparkle presents the Mel Blank Show. I'm going to take it to Mel Blank's fix-it shop. My wife's percolated to stop this crack. I've got to take it to Mel Blank's fix-it shop.

Oh, my suck is running. I've got to take it to Mel Blank's fix-it shop. My wife's going to have a baby. I've got to take it to Mel Blank's fix-it shop. From Kogel to powder for a brettet suite and he fit sparkle brings you Mel Blank in his own fixer shop with Mary Jane Croft, Phil Ross, Bill Kern, Victor Miller and his orchestra

and Mel himself playing those delightful characters Rooki and Dr. Krabs. The star of our show, Mel Blank! It's a lovely autumn morning in Mel Blank's town, population 7500. Pardon me, population 7500 and one. The postman, Mrs. Snoop, is making his morning rounds. The baker, Mr. Brown, is putting his rolls in the window, and in Melblanc, fix the chopped mel is just about finished fixing

drugous symptoms, Penny Way machines. Is the way machine all takes nephews? Yeah Uncle Rupert, I believe I'll try it. Hmm, must be something wrong. Why, what does it say you weigh? Seventeen pounds. Uh, do I look at them?

Why don't you read the fortune anyway? Oh yeah, if you are a woman, you'll marry a man. If you are a man, you'll marry a woman. If you are married, try another penny. Oh, I forgot to push this lever up.

Now I'll try it again. Oh, that's better. 120 pounds. What's the fortune this guy? You are kind, understanding, friendly, considerate, gentle, and you make enemies too easily. Oh, here comes that gossipy, pit squeak of a postman, Mr. Snoop.

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