The Astrologer

Colgate Toothpourter presents The Melblanc Show with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kearns, Hans-Conride, Earl Ross, The Sportsman, Victor Miller and his Orchestra, and starring the creator of The Voice of Bugs Bunny. What's up, Jack? Yes, Colgate Toothpourter for a breath that sweet and teeth that Sparkle brings you The Melblanc Show with Mel playing his new character, Zucky.

Hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. Hi. Hi! Hi! Sorry! Himself in person! Mel Blank! Hi folks! A-ga-ga-boo-boo-boo-ga! I'm in Mel Blank's little town. The spirit of romance is in the air and the courting Casanova's are buying favors with

which to greet their girlfriends. In the floor a shop Sam Brown is saying... Here's five dollars, give me the best ark under the place. And in the sweet shop Henry Jones is saying... Here's ten bucks, give me the biggest box of candy you got.

And in another shop Mel Blank is saying... I want some flowers and candy for my girl Betty. Here's my money. Hey, Joe, give this guy two days he's not jelly bean! So Mel had a back to the gift and presented it to Betty.

Right now we find Mel sitting with Betty and her front parlor enjoying their favorite pastime, looking at the family album. Oh, look Mel, here's a picture of my cousin Dottie when she was two years old.

Oh, what a cute little bathing suit. And here's a picture of her taking 17 years later. Mmm, still wearing the same bathing suit. It's an old offer how little girls wear these days. Yeah. Terrible.

Mmm. Dotty sure is. Now, turn the page. Okay. Oh, what are you laughing at? Oh, Betty, who's that stupid anemic-looking character you're standing next to? Dotting, that's you. What a handsome devil. Oh, here's a picture of my great-grandmother in uniform.