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From Hollywood, the Mel Blagg Show brought to you each week by the Colgate-Pomol and Pete Company, makers of Colgate-Toot-Powder for a breath that sweet and teeth that sparkle for. Colgate-Toot-Powder for a breath that sweet and teeth that sparkle bring to Mel Blagg. It is owned by the shop with Mary Jane Croft, Earl

Ross, Joe Kern, Hans Connery, Victor Miller and his orchestra, and Mel himself, playing that delightful character's lookie. There he is, the star of our show, Mel Blank! The Star of our show! It's early morning in the picture shop, and like any other wide awake business man, Mel is getting a clear picture of what's going on in town.

No, he isn't reading a paper. He doesn't have to, as long as Mr. Snoop, the gothopee postman, pays his daily visit. Any mail for me Mr. Snoop now? Don't rush me, Mel. I'm having trouble with my mailbag again.

All burst it out to the seams. Well, okay. Let me have it all fixed. Thank you, Mel. Never thought for John interested in males. I have this morning. It's too bad Esquire only comes out once a month, huh?

I see Mr. Blodget liver is acting up again. Got the bill here for him from his doctor. Hey, how can you tell so much about everybody from the male? Oh, it's almost anything, Mel. Just for looking at the envelope.

Well, you know I followed the cockpit with a pocket and I fell up for five years. It forced all the letters for their mail, special delivery. Couldn't wait to be together. Then the started squabbling.

Letters began coming just plain, they're mail. Then regular mail. Yes sir, and you just today they called it quits too. You know how? Started writing postcards. No, no, no, let's her come. Two cents, positive zero.