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Sally and Marylou

The Mel Blanc Show · October 8, 1946 · 24 min · 3,844 words

The transcript of “Sally and Marylou”, an episode of The Mel Blanc Show first broadcast October 8, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Mel Blanc Show plays The Mel Blanc Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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But Golgate II's powder for a brettet's cleat and teat that sparkle presents the Mel Blanc show. One more knee sharpening, I got to take it to Mel Blanc Fix-it-chop. My percolator's top is cracked. I've got to take it to Mel Blanc Fix-it-chop.

Ooo, I'm sucking at the running lid. I've got to take it to Mel Blanc Fix-it-chop. My wife's going to have a baby. I got to take it to Mel Blanc at the hospital. Jose Jusefaulder for a breath that's sweet and teeth that Sparkle brings you the Mel Blank Show with Mary Jane Croft, Earl Ross, Joe Kern, Zooki, Victor Miller and his

orchestra and as the star in his own fixit shop, Mel Blank! Now let's pay a visit to the town where Mel Blank lived. It's like most towns in the United States except for one thing, it's got Mel Blank, so that's what makes it a lot different. Well let's drop in on Mel Blank in his fixit shop. It's a bright,

Sun-shiny day and Mel is busily working away on something. Well, I sure spain't not that safety pin. Let's see now. What else is there? Well, good morning, Melvin. Oh, good morning, Mr. Cushing. Mel, how come you didn't show up at our last zebra meeting?

Well, to tell you the truth, Mr. Cushing, I'm not very interested in the benevolent order of loyal zebras. Well, why not? After all, aren't you exalted, rear of the lower level? Exalted, rear of the lower level.

All it means is I'm in charge of sweeping out the seller. It's okay for you. You're the mighty supreme, mightiest exalted ruler, potentate monarch, senior grade. Alright, alright. At our next meeting I'll see you about changing your title.

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