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Lodge Invitation

The Mel Blanc Show · November 12, 1946 · 23 min · 3,140 words

The transcript of “Lodge Invitation”, an episode of The Mel Blanc Show first broadcast November 12, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Mel Blanc Show plays The Mel Blanc Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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From Hollywood, Colgate's two-founder for a breath of sweet and keep the sparkle possessed the Mel Blank Show with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kern, Hans-Con Reed, Earl Ross, the sportsman, Victor Miller and his orchestra, and Mel Blank, the creator of Bugs Bunny.

We can't do that. Playing his new character, Zookie. Can I wait for the beat of the mix? Hi. Sorry, himself in person. Mel Blank. Well, it's Saturday afternoon in Mel Blank's Little Town and Mel and his girl Betty, like most romantic young couples, are enjoying the movie, Matney at the B-Shoe.

Now the show is over and in some dark spot at the theater we hear Mary Jones saying to her boyfriend, We have to go now, Jack. And in the back row we hear Susan Arnold saying to her boyfriend, All right, Amy, we light you up.

Why is that lipstick off your face? In another dimly lit corner of the theater, when Mel has been sitting with Betty, we hear Betty saying, Oh Mel, the tip is over. Wake up! So now we've ironed Betty and Mel having left the theater, walking homeward, and Mel, still under the influence of what he has just seen as an acting a portion of the picture.

I want you, Ingrid. I'm going to take you in my arms and help you and squeeze you and crush you. Tytha, and Tytha, Tytha! Now, get away from that lamppost! Oh, gosh, if only I were a macher, the salaries those guys made.

Clark, Gable, Robert, Taylor, Gary, Cooper. I'll bet some of them make as high as $50, $60 a week. Wow, darling, they make at least $1,000 a week. A thousand dollars a week? Oh, Betty, if I made that much, we could live like kings.

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