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Muscle Man Contest
The Mel Blanc Show · October 1, 1946 · 23 min · 3,630 words
The transcript of “Muscle Man Contest”, an episode of The Mel Blanc Show first broadcast October 1, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Mel Blanc Show plays The Mel Blanc Show free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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From Hollywood, Colgate Tooth Powder for a breath that's sweet and teeth that sparkle presents the Mel Blank Show. You're a neat shoppinging, I've got to take it to Mel Blank's Fix-It Shop. My wife's percolator top is cracked, I've got to take it to Mel Blank's Fix-It Shop.
Oh, my stocking has a running it, I've got to take it to Mel Blank's Fix-It Shop. My wife's gonna have a baby, I've got to take it to Mel Blank to the hospital! Colgate Tooth Powder for a breath that's sweet and teeth that sparkle brings you to Mel Blank's show with Mary Jane Croft.
with Mary Jane Croft, Earl Ross, Joe Kern, Zuckey, Victor Miller and his orchestra, and as the star in his own Fix-It-Shop, Mel Blank! Now let's drop in and Mel Blank's Fix-It-Shop. You know, Mel is one of those fellows who tackle any odd job and make it come out even, but it's an even bet that when he's through,
the odds will be against him. You'll see just what I mean as soon as you listen to Mel talking things over with his girlfriend Betty. Gee, honey, your father's gonna be proud of me when he sees how I fixed up everything for the company picnic tomorrow, the tables, the chairs, the barbecue?
Yes, now. But I keep remembering last year's picnic. You and I stayed after everybody left. You slipped your arm around my waist. I slipped my arm around your waist. Yeah. And then we both puckered up, and we blew out the fire together.
Ha ha ha, still. But really tomorrow's picnic means a great deal of father. Well, what's so special about it? Well, this year Lionel owns a district manager of supermarkets and cooperatives guest of honor. Oh, that's nice.
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