Birthday Cards

From Hollywood, Colgate Toothpounder for a breath that's sweet and teeth that's sparkle present the Mel Blank Show Colgate Toothpounder for a breath that's sweet and teeth that sparkle brings you the Mel Blank Show with Mary Jane Croft Earl Ross Be Benadera, Joe Kern, Zuckie and Victor Miller and his orchestra. Ladies and gentlemen, you've heard Mel Blank as the Happy Postman.

Hello, Missy Burns. Here's your mail. Well, goodbye Missy Burns. Remember, keep smiling. You've heard him as the famous train caller. Train leaving on track by for Anna, Mazusa and Koc Galanga. You've heard him as Pedro.

Pardon me for talking in your face in your ear. Thirty days, Haciana, April, June and some rare old. I think. You've heard him as the lovable character Zuki. Well, in the fixer shop, I'm the president.

I'm the vice president. I'm the vice president. If I advice for you, I'm the treasure, I sweep out the blaze. You murder him as the famous Warner Brothers cartoon character, Bubs Bunny. What's up, guy?

Now, here him is the star in his own show. Hello, Melblanks Fix-It-Shop. You bend it, we mend it. Say, do you have a broken chair in your house, a broken table in your house? Anything that's house broken?

Well don't try to fix it yourself, don't ruin it, bring it to Mel Blank, let him do it. Right now in the fix-it shop Mel's uncle is talking to our hero's general assistant, Zuki. Zuki, come here will you?

I can't, I'm too busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy. Here I am. What time is it Zuki? Well, according to me and my work, here at the clock, it's a fire. I see that the... I can't tell you.