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Care Drive

The Life of Riley · January 6, 1950 · 29 min · 4,480 words

The transcript of “Care Drive”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast January 6, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Green directors play house formerly heard at this time is how I heard one hour earlier over most of these NBC stations. Oh, it's the life of Riley when it's past Blue Ribbon you dreamt of the finest beer served anywhere so let the glasses cling.

Oh east or west or north or south there's nothing like it at all. Yes, you live in the life of Riley when both hats will rip and you fall. for Benfarpack's Blue Ribbon News Hall!

Blue Ribbon, finest beer served. Anywhere proudly presents the life of Riley's starring William Bendix as Riley! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Well, today has been one of Chester A. Riley's bad days. At the aircraft plant this morning, he sat down on a hot river.

At lunch he was thrown out of the restaurant for tilling the pinball machine. home on the bus he got into an argument there another passenger to take a poke at him and she did when he arrived home he picked up his son junior's high school newspaper and received the most shattering blow of the day hey hey look at

this what's wrong just look at this picture oh that's the new swimming pool of the school look there let me see it oh yeah there's that four-flusher Farrington bidwell taken the bow's for it read what it says there all right Farrington David Will prominent realtor and school benefactor affectionately known to all at F.K.B.

Surveys complete swimming pool as grateful students cheer. Oh, that's not fair, Riley. After all the nights and the Sundays you put in working on that pool, you should be in that picture too. Oh, I'm in the picture right here, near the Davenport.

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