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Riley's Are Guests of Universal Film Opening in Cincinnati

The Life of Riley · March 4, 1949 · 28 min · 4,123 words

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It's new, it's amazing, it's proud. P-R-E-L-L, proud Shampoo. Yes, Proctor & Gamble's new radiant cream shampoo in the handy tube. From the stage of the RKO Grand Theater in Cincinnati, Ohio, Proud brings you The Life of Riley.

The shampoo that removes unsightly dandruff leaves hair radially lovely presents The Life of Riley with William Bendix as Riley. Although Chester A. Riley lives in California, he has never had any contact with the movie industry in Hollywood.

Then some days ago, Universal Studios had a sneak preview of a new film called The Life of Riley. The audience reaction to this new comedy delighted the executives of the studio. But how could they know of the reaction of a certain Chester A. Riley?

I tell you it's an insult. That picture is an attack for my character. old by the one for all when you get it through your head that the man in that life a Riley picture has nothing to do with you well people will think it has in the picture the guy's called Chester Riley any

that's just a coincidence daddy yeah he's a big jerk any no he's a very lovable character father's really a swell comedy comedy I hear the pictures left I hear this one scene with the poor dope is so hand-packed that on payday he runs right home and hands his payable to his wife well I that without ever ever

I'm never opening it. Oh, that reminds me. Did you get paid today? Yeah, here it is, don't you? Hey. They got no rights blackened in my character making me the hand-picked pipe. Here you're allowing, dear.

Thank you, Anthony. Why couldn't they get an extra... the actor? Why couldn't they get an extra like Gregory Peck to play Riley instead of that big love they got doing it now? Oh, Gregory Peck, yum yum.

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