Riley's Case of Nerves

Hey Riley, yeah, what do you have? Paps Blue Ribbon, what else? Move their smoother, move their flavors, Death and Sparkle, million favor, Taste that smoother, move their flavor, Paps Blue Ribbon beer. What did you have? Paps Blue Ribbon.

Internationally famous Paps Blue Ribbon, finest beer served anywhere proudly Presents the life of Riley, starring William Vendix as Riley. The stress and strain of modern living living is beginning to tell on even so hard he is sold as Chester A. Riley. If he were a rich man he'd pay twenty five dollars an hour to a psycho analyst who

would listen attentively to a recital of his troubles but since he's a poor man Riley is forced to tell his troubles to his family who like most families have troubles of their own. Oh hello dear. Hello. Hi. Hi. Hi daddy. You have a nice day at the plan? Nice day. I had a terrible day. I had the worst day of my whole life. Oh

Bab's turned down the gas on the potatoes. I wouldn't go through another day like this one for a million dollars. It's all right, mother. No, turn it up a little more. Start the one I got on the bus this morning.

Oh, junior, don't eat cookies before supper. Just one. And a fresh driver had the nerve to say I didn't put a dime in the box. So he says to me, Peggy, are you listening? Yes, dear.

Junior one, not three. So he says to me, pay your fare off, throw you off the bus. Oh, Bab, tell me that dish down. And I say, you and who else? This one? No, no, the other one.