Babs Blackballed at the Sorority

Hey Riley. Yeah. What did you have? Paps Blue Ribbon. What else? What did you have? Paps Blue Ribbon. Internationally famous Paps Blue Ribbon, finest beer served anywhere proudly presents the life of Riley starring William Bendix as Riley.

You know, being a parent to a teenage girl like Barbara Riley is a job that requires tact, patience, understanding and intelligence. And Chester A. Riley is not a man to leave a job undone. In fact, he's constantly reminding his wife to do it.

Hey, you've got to do something about beds, and if you don't, I will. What's wrong now? What's wrong? Here it is almost midnight in Shane home yet. Oh, Riley, it's only nine o'clock. Okay, so in three hours it'll be midnight.

The girls got no business going out without telling us where. Now she did tell. She went over to a friend's birth his house. Oh. Now lead Lax there. How do you know she went to birth his house?

How do you know she ain't out gallivanting around with some boy? Because I believe Babs when she tells me something. Sides I walk part way with her and Sargone to birth his house with my own eyes.

Oh. Now are you satisfied? No, how do we know birthday is it a boy? You know how they all wear jeans today, how can you tell you I mean And you young man, where have you been at this hour the night in those pajamas? I've been in bed. Oh I just wanted to drink water

Now look peg don't try and change the subject by dragon jr. Into the conversation. We're talking about bats Will you stop worrying about Bab? She can take care of herself. Well, she's only 17. You know what they like at that age? Boy crazy.