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Riley Locks up Babs After Student Riot
The Life of Riley · November 24, 1950 · 29 min · 4,065 words
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Blue ribbon! Blue ribbon! Blue ribbon! The life of Riley. Most men do not arrive at an opinion of a given situation until they made a thorough study of all the facts in the case. But fortunately for the human race, Chester A. Riley is not like most men.
This afternoon, as Riley glances through the evening paper, a headline catches his eye. Oh, this is disgraceful. It's just a disgrace. Who's what is? Listen to this. City College, State University students, and campus broad.
Tell those kids you're always up to Frank. Frank's. Hm. Some Frank's. Listen. Traditional rivalry between CC and SU students flared anew today on the eve of the big game. As hordes of panthers invaded the Bearcat campus causing an uproar, automobiles were turned over and windows and nearby fraternity houses were smashed by dried mudboards.
Oh, they scrap every year. Well, there's no excuse for this kind of thing. Turn over cars, throw in meatballs. There's one thing I'm against violently, it's violence. There's no excuse for violence. If anybody ever turned my car over, I'd drain them.
I'd...I'd...I'd... Calm down. You don't have a car. I'm on hudlums, that's what they are. Oh, stop exaggerating. Who's exaggerating? They even had to call out the riots squad. Listen to this. How about a dozen of the ringleaders were booked at City Jail to disturb in the peace.
Fine thing, the same kids to college for an education, they wind up in jail. It's a crime. Why, when I was in SU... Aw, a quick kid, you pop. You never went to State University?
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