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Tillie Boomer - Riley Becomes Engaged to Two Women

The Life of Riley · January 26, 1951 · 28 min · 4,126 words

The transcript of “Tillie Boomer - Riley Becomes Engaged to Two Women”, an episode of The Life of Riley first broadcast January 26, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Life of Riley plays The Life of Riley free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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some of the more grisly chapters will deal with his romantic youth in the borough of Brooklyn. For instance, Hi, thanks. I'm sorry I'm late for dinner. I'm coming from here. Oh, it's all right. Here we're going out for dinner. You better get dressed in your goods too.

We're going to siro's. Siro's? Yeah, we're leaving in there. Oh, wait a minute, thanks. I work hard all day when I come home. I like to sit down or home-cook me. I ain't gonna go out and blow a whole week's salary in a night club just because you're too lazy to make dinner.

Well, it isn't bad. Ask the money, but sit in a crowded, stuffy night club all evening, watching a lot of chorus rolls around and they close on, fancy around, ate my idea of fun for a married man.

We're invited out. It won't cost us a cent. What? Well, go stand there talking, let's get this. Come on, I've got a friend shirt. Junior, shine my shoes. That's my group pants under the magic.

They don't need a minute. Don't get so excited. Aren't you even interested in finding out who invited us? Oh yeah, well who's your sucker? You'll never get. Okay. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Murdoch. Murdoch? Who it is? I don't think we ought to go to a nightclub with strangers.

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